'Two and a Half Men' 1st look with Ashton Kutcher!!!

It's official!  Well, it has been official, but the 1st promo pics for the retooled 'Two and a Half Men' starring Ashton Kutcher.  As we all know, Kutcher replaced Charlie Sheen after his fall-out with CBS.  Take a look at the promo pic!

Will you be tuning in!?!?!

New Music: Chris Brown-' All About You'

Chris Brown comes back with a new video, 'All About You'.

The singer seems to have gotten his stride back.  Chris Brown seems to be THE 'go to' guy now as far as features.  The R&B crooner is preparing for the release of his next official single, "Wet the Bed' which features Ludacris.

Weekly World News alert: Alien backs Michele Bachmann for President!

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 8 August 2011

Weekly World News brings back the politically astute Space Alien who endorses presidential candidates. The being from another planet is backing Michele Bachmann for president in 2012. The alien has a pretty good track record, endorsing Clinton in 1992 and Bush in 2000, but it should not be forgotten the alien first backed Ross Perot and then changed his mind, so a Bachmann presidency is not a done deal, thank Odin, Vishnu and the little baby Jebus.

Kick a FRESH corpse, why don'tcha? Peter Falk didn't have to die

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

In the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids, the most popular types of stories about the recently deceased are the secrets taken to the grave, people feuding over the will and the "didn't have to die" stories. Peter Falk gets the third type of treatment this week from the Globe.

Least interesting cover story of the week: Maci betrayed by Ryan's nude scandal

Publication: OK!
Date: 8 August 2011

It's always a treat when there is no Teen Mom story on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, which was the case last week. This week is almost as good, since there is only one story and it has no artwork associated, a headline about Maci and Ryan and some nude scandal, though it sounds like he's nekkid instead of her, which is slightly unusual in these cases.

Beyonce does 'Jimmy Fallon' talks about Kelly Rowland & '4'!!!!

A slightly hoarse Beyonce, still on the promo trail for the #1 album '4', popped up on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' recently.  The International pop star performed her hit 'The Best thing I Never Had', and she also stuck around to dish with Jimmy about her year off, her travels to China and bandmate's Kelly Rowland's new cd 'Here I Am'.  Take a look.  Despite being a bit hoarse, Beyonce still gave a stellar performance!



'Best thing I Never Had'


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Star Jones served with papers at her book signing from her EX!!!!

Wow!  Can you imagine you are promoting a book you worked tirelessly on, and when you go to a book sogning filled with excitement, you get served with court papers?!  Well apparently that's just the scenario 'Celebrity Apprentice's' Star Jones found herself in on this past Saturday.  Jone's was visibly pertubed when she was served with court papers at her book signing at Bookhampton in East Hampton on Saturday by  her ex-husband Al Reynolds.

Sources say Reynolds had been having difficulty serving Star since he filed a lawsuit against her in May for allegedly breaking a divorce agreement because she was traveling around the country promoting her book, “Satan’s Sisters.”

The two signed an agreement in their 2008 divorce not to make “disparaging remarks” about each other in the media. So now Reynold's is asking for $50,000 in damages for Jones allegedly breaking their contract.

This is crazy, I am sure Star wishes this guy never darkened her door-step and possibly vice-versa.  But Star is a lawyer, I am sure that she had all that worked out by the end of the day.