Showing posts with label Associated Press. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Associated Press. Show all posts

Monday, July 11, 2011

Finally! It's a GIRL! The Beckhams welcome new baby!! UPDATE: the baby's name is......



LONDON (AP) -- A spokesman for David Beckham says the soccer star's wife Victoria has given birth to a healthy baby girl.
Simon Oliveira says that the couple are "delighted to announce the birth of their daughter," who was delivered Sunday morning at Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles and weighed in at 7lbs, 10oz.
The Beckhams, who married in 1999 and whose super stardom is entrenched on both sides of the Atlantic, already have three boys: Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 5.


Finally, a girl to add to the growing family.  We wish the family much blessings on their new 'bundle of joy'!!

I wonder what publication will get the 1st pictures of the new baby girl? Hmmmm?  You can call us over here at THE GAMUTT.  We'd gladly feature that EXCLUSIVE!

We just learned that The Beckhams have chosen a name for their little girl!!!




DRUM ROLL............


The baby's name is HARPER SEVEN BECKHAM!!!!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Breaking news: James Arness dead at 88.

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 3 June 2011

James Arness, the tall, rugged actor who played Marshall Matt Dillon on Gunsmoke for twenty years, died today at the age of 88. The low rent Examiner put him on the tabloid death watch about three months ago. His younger brother Peter Graves died last year.

Best wishes to the family and friends of James Arness.





Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Breaking news: Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a woman from his household staff.

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 17 May 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted to fathering the child of a woman who worked on his household staff. This incident of infidelity happened before he took office as governor.



Monday, May 9, 2011

Breaking news: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver separate.

Publication: Associated Press (via the Huffington Thing)
Date: 9 May 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced that they are separating.

Shit. I thought Kennedy girls put up with anything. Either she's grown some self-esteem or he is even a more miserable scumbag than I had previously imagined.

It could be both.

This is usually where I wish all concerned the best, but when Arnold became governor, I had work and then I didn't because he cut the community college budget.

I hope he contracts something slow and painful.