Love Bird Alert™: Inside Reese's honeymoon.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 25 April 2011

Reese Witherspoon got married last month already, but the gossip rags are not getting tired of telling us about it yet. Her husband Jim Toth is not mentioned by name, but he does get a picture, so he also gets a label.

This continuing interest might have something to do with Reese having a movie in theaters right now called Water For Elephants, so I'm also giving this story the Planted Crap label.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert: Pictures of Reese's dream day

Publication: People
Date: 18 April 2011

It stands to reason that THE wedding of the year is coming up in a few weeks in London, but if we look at the coverage in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, it's Reese Witherspoon's wedding to Jim Toth that is a nearly equal Big Damn Deal. Wills'N'Kate are in the top ten for gossip rag covers for 2011, but that is in large part because the Globe hates them so much and has produced about half the cover stories about them, all negative. Take that one magazine away and the royal couple are neck and neck with little Reese Witherspoon walking down the aisle for the second time, with all those stories having a positive slant.

In accordance with this blog's pro-love policy, we wish the happy couple all the best.