Hairdresser and Comfy Shoe Alert:Who's gay and who's not for July 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 July 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

The Enquirer has its second homosexual speculation cover of the year with a lot of people who haven't been mentioned in any context in the supermarket rags in a year and a half.

Here are the supermarket rag newbies.

• Vin Diesel
• Sarah Silverman (seen kissing Jessica Biel)
• Amy Yasbeck (identified as John Ritter's widow, also shown kissing a woman)

Here are people who have been mention in the tabloids before, though none had been in one of these big gay (or not) line-ups before.

• Jessica Biel (kissing Sarah Silverman)
  
• Kiefer Sutherland (kissing some guy)
• Hines Ward (winner of Dancing With The Stars)
• Wynonna Judd (who allegedly has a gay secret)
• Vanna White (why she's still single)
  

And the camera noses in to the tears on her face: Wynonna Judd's daughter disappears!

Publication: Star
Date: 9 May 2011

The Star lets us know that Wynonna Judd's daughter disappeared and the FBI solved the case. They do not say whether it was a kidnapping or a runaway situation. You'll have to open the magazine to find that out, which is something I almost never do. I could have looked online to find out more, but I wasn't that interested.

Sue me.