Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Best and worst winter beach bodies for early July 2011.

Publication: Star
Date: 11 July 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

Star has yet another grab bag of women in swimsuits on the cover, some looking good, some not so good. Ignoring the "guess who?" pictures, here's the list.

They found a flattering picture of Kim Kardashian in a bikini. This is not that difficult.

They welcomed Christina Hendricks to gossip hell with a swimsuit picture that makes the Mad Men star look not only top heavy (d'uh!) but heavy as well.

Others in swimsuits include Ke$ha, Coco and Cameron Diaz.

They speculate on enboobenings on ex-Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and Vienna Girardi from The Bachelor.

Enboobening Alert™: Beyonce's new boobs!

Publication: Star
Date: 16 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Star goes with a cover story that Beyoncé Knowles has new set of store bought boobs. These rumors have been around for at least six years, and the picture above was one of the causes of a speculation in 2006.

She wears a lot of outfits with push-up bras and other support. These days, of course it's possible, but color me unconvinced.