Annoying label bookkeeping #9

Linked to the post above because of too many labels.

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Best and worst winter beach bodies for early May 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 9 May 2011

The Flagship has been doing a lot of beach body covers recently, and while they call them best and worst, most of the cover pictures tend to the worst. The only exception this time around is a flattering picture of Serena Williams that shows off her remarkable butt, if you like that sort of thing. There is a "Guess Who?" of some actress who is enormously fat, but I didn't open the magazine up to find out who. Most of the rest are way too skinny. Here are the headlines.

• Steve Tyler - dude looks like a lady
• Serena Williams - buns of steel
• Kathy Griffin - needs a burger and a tan
• Taylor Armstrong - guess which Housewife?
  
  

Damn You Skinny Alert™: Real Housewife Taylor Armstrong is scary skinny.

Publication: Star
Date: 25 April 2011

I'm guessing Real Housewives are on hiatus or they aren't giving the gossip rags enough payola because this is the first story involving one of their spawn since late February. Instead of being too fat, Taylor Armstrong is outed for being too skinny.

Sounds like a wonderful life.