'Two and a Half Men' 1st look with Ashton Kutcher!!!

It's official!  Well, it has been official, but the 1st promo pics for the retooled 'Two and a Half Men' starring Ashton Kutcher.  As we all know, Kutcher replaced Charlie Sheen after his fall-out with CBS.  Take a look at the promo pic!

Will you be tuning in!?!?!

On the rocks alert: Marriages explode!

Publication: Star
Date: 19 July 2011

The Star has stories of three celebrity marriages in trouble taking up most of the cover this week. Here are the headlines.


Katy Perry pain: Living apart from Russell After Only 8 months


Shock for Demi Moore: Ashton's Night With Nude Model


Ben Affleck Busted: His Boozing, Lies & Gambling - Jen Garner's Fury

Welcome to gossip hell 2011, Jen Garner! This is the first mention of her in a year and a half, and the first mention of Ben Affleck in 2011.

Charlie Sheen "destroyed" by Kutcher news!

Charlie Sheen didn't waste any time ,after hearing the news of his replacement, he remarked that Aston Kutcher was "a sweetheart", but his taking over for him would ultimately destroy the show. 
Someone would have to really full of themselves to think they are not expendable.  Publicly, Sheen has been gracious about Aston Kutcher's new job, but privately, sources say he is "destroyed" by the recasting.  Sheen actually thought that even after all of his antics, he would be invited back to the show after some time had passed.  Sheen in the past has had problems with the show and in his personal life and the show has let it slide. He has had tirades and substance abuse issues and had never been held accountable for his actions--until now.  Now the network is showing him that he can not play by a different set of rules than everybody else and must be held accountable for his acts.
Following the news that CBS and Warner Bros. Television was going with Ashton, the young actor released a statement praising Charlie. "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!"


In return, Charlie said: "Ashton Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer. Oh wait, so am I!!" the actor told TMZ. "Enjoy the show America, Enjoy seeing 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."

Even with this arrogance, Sheen privately is said to be devastated.  The recasting has sunk in and it has hit him like a ton of bricks.  Also, other offers and lack of new ventures for him has weighed heavily as well.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Ashton Kutcher vs. Charlie Sheen.

Publications: In Touch, Us Weekly
Date: 30 May 2011

The producers of Two and a Half Men have announced the show will continue with Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen. As you can imagine, Charlie took this news with all the level headed goodwill towards his fellow human beings he has always shown in every situation, public and private. Here are the headlines.

• In Touch: Charlie threatens Ashton!
• Us Weekly: Ashton vs. Charlie

Doesn't fame sound like the funnest thing ever? Aren't we lucky to live in a society where fame is only awarded to the best humanity can offer?

Those questions are rhetorical. You don't have to answer, but you can if you want.

It's Official! Ashton pals around with his 'Two and a Half Men' co-stars!

Well, like i said before, out with the OLD, in with the new.  It's official over at CBS.  Ashton Kutcher will fill the shoes of the ousted Charlie Sheen.  We all know the story....

Ashton spoke about his new gig at a CBS event in NYC as he joined his co-stars, Angus T. Jones and Jon Cryer.

"I’ve never probably in my 13 years in show business received more phone calls and e-mails from people congratulating me on this job," Kutcher told Us Magazine.

Kutcher will earn 1million per episode.
Can I be 'WHITE" for a day? DAMN!
 Congrats, bro!

Out with the old in with the NEW..Ashton Kutcher to replace Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'

Sheen may not be 'winning' the batte to get back on his #1 rated comedy 'Two and a Half Men'.  Word from the curb is that Ashton Kutcher has inked a deal to replace the embattled Sheen who was officially fired from the show back in March after a very public battle with the shows creator and CBS.

I wonder how they are going to craft the storyline to include Kutcher?  I am sure it will be epic and the ratings will be sky high with people tuning in to see just how crafty they will be in doing so.

Congrats to Ashton for landing such a sweet deal!  Wow, it pays to be young and white sometimes I suppose.  LOL.