Love Bird Alert™: Jen's falling for Bradley Cooper!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 9 May 2011

Jennifer Aniston and her stunningly bad luck with men is one of the stories the supermarket rags will never abandon. This week, In Touch has her head over heels for Bradley Cooper. Here are the headlines.

• Jen falls for Bradley: Yes, she's in love!
• From steamy texts to talks of their "future together", why friends fear Jen's moving too fast… again!

Both commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive and I have our somewhat exotic theories as to what has made Jen's love life a shambles, but maybe that second sentence explains the situation more simply.

She's really, really clingy and nobody likes that.

Love Bird Alert™: "It's on!" between Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper.

Publication: OK!
Date: 2 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Even if there is nothing real to report, the Only Ten Magazines That Matter keep coming back the same stories again and again, most especially Jennifer Aniston's completely up in the air love life and BrAngelina's tempestuous relationship.

OK!, the nicest if not the most reliable of the supermarket rags, tells us that "It's On!" between Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper.

The post just below this one from the headline from Us Weekly in the same news cycle tells a completely different story.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Bradley disses Jen... again

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 2 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Two stories about Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston this week, but since they pull in completely opposite directions, I'm giving them separate posts.

If we are to believe Us Weekly, the 36 year old successful actor wants noting to do with the 42 year old spinster, regardless of how hot she looks in a bikini or how much her house is worth.