On the rocks alert: The J. Lo - Marc Anthony break-up takes center stage.

Publications: People, OK!, Weekly Life & Style, In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National Enquirer
Date: 1 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Easily the biggest story of the week is the divorce of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony with mentions on seven of ten supermarket rag covers. Here are the headlines.

• People: : J. Lo and Marc Anthony: Their marriage explodes
  The real story
  Their constant fighting
  rumors of infidelity
  jealousy issues
  what's next?
• OK!: J Lo's divorce shocker!
  Marc's been seeing his sexy ex-wife!
• In Touch: J. Lo's agony
  Marc's jealous rage
• Star: Inside J. Lo's bitter $250 million divorce
  Sexless nights
  Other women, other men
  Final screaming match
• Weekly Life & Style: $300 M divorce
  The cheating rumors that tore them apart
• Us Weekly: Cheating and Lies
  Her side of the story
  Marc caught with stewardess
  Screaming fights about flirting with costars
  A secret e-mail to Ben Affleck
  His desperate need to control her
• National Enquirer: J. Lo caught!
  Did this photo end their marriage?
  

7 year ITCH? J-Lo & Marc Anthony to DIVORCE!!!!!

File this in the "Who didn't see this coming" report.  People magazine announces that after 7 years and a set of 3-year old twins, the couple has decided to split!  That's right, Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony are getting a divorce!!!



"This was a very difficult decision," the couple told the magazine. "It is a painful time for all involved and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time."


The couple also said they have reached "amicable conclusions on all matters."

Hmmm, let ME assess this.  Okay. Look at J-Lo, now look at Marc.  Marc is beginning to look like that little annoying man from 'The Six Flags' commercials.  He looks like a deflated balloon lately, while J-Lo has got her stride back and is looking better than ever. 


She probably woke up one morning and looked over at him and thought she was in bed with a cadaver.  -WOW- that was somewhat harsh.  But hey, it's based in truth.  Even there performance on 'Idol' this past season looked forced.  It was painful to watch, even on fast-forward. (THANK YOU DVR!) 

So I guess whether or not she will return to 'Idol' pails in comparison to this news.  But then again 'Idol' needs to be on a resuscitation anyway.  That show has jumped the shark on so many levels that people don't really even care about the performers anymore.  They wait to see what mentors or REAL performers are going to guest on the show these days.  Really, tell me the last 3 season winners in 5 seconds......... See, you don't even remember! LOL


Back to J-Lo & Marc... well sorry to hear its the end of the road for the couple, but such is life....

Breaking news: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony divorcing.

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 15 July 2011

Trying to hide a story in the Friday news dump is not just for Washington D.C. anymore. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez have decided to end their seven year marriage. To recap some of the stories of the past year in the gossip rags, Marc Anthony was allegedly not happy about her taking the job on American False Idol and in January she had an interview with the standard crap line "My kids saved me."

Maybe they saved her a bundle on car insurance. They sure couldn't save this drama queen's marriage.